What the shit do fuckknucles have against a little bump and grind. OMG, you swore, that's not funny or cool. Fuck that. 93% of your mother's hilarity comes from straight up balls down profanity. What the fuck else is there to writing shit? Let's see, timing...guess what? This is type, assflap. Delivery...nope. That leaves actual bonerfide good quality writing, and uh.....um, 9/11. Remember that shit? Yeah. It's a scientific fact swearing is mo-funny.
Take this delightful sentence:
The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain.
Now take that exact same sentence, only add in profanity:
Nut hugging cunt nugget.
See?
And now this:
Balls.
That is funny in and of itself.
Fuck it. Who wants stupid fucking ads anyway. Have you ever even clicked on a banner that didn't have jiggling titties flopping hither and thither? No, I didn't think so. Go ahead, click on that Swiffer ad, it'll take you to a super neat place where they tell you all you need to know about Swiffer except the one thing you actually wanted to know which is THE FUCKING PRICE. OMG you can even friend Swiffer on the facebook. Score!
