Your mother...

Combining the self-loathing of a stand up comedian with the downward spiral of an apathetic rockstar.

Don't steal that either cause I just copyrighted it.  Fuckers.

Other things you should know about your mother:

1. Why do sweaty armpits smell like vaginas
2. Why am I constantly smelling and licking my armpit
3. If you call someone a noob you will get cancer cause you are fucking retarded
4. Why do orks walk like monkeys and talk like black people
5. The French stink, are lazy, rude and usually fucking ugly 
6. I am French or am I French
7. 11

Also, blowjobs.  The end.