For those of you who don't know what a Decapitator is, I'm sure as fuck not going to waste my time explaining. Like I don't have shit to do. It prolly would have taken me those last two sentences to explain, and I don't have that kind of time. lalallalallalallalalallalallalalks lakjsdflkjslkdjfh asled fl;ae jfkljsda
Decapitator is one evil dude. Chopping off heads is the least evil thing he does. He also:
- Bums your last cigarette
- Teaches your child the wrong theory of creationism/evolution behind your back
- Is a registered member of the political party you hate
- Doesn't let you use his season ticks for a game that he knows he can't make anyway
What an asshole. I hate you Decapitator.
