(from like three months ago)
Hey assholes, the greatest fucking rock band of all time, The Darkness, is reuniting with all original band members for touring and new albums and shit. OMFG! If you don't know who The Darkness is,
1. why
22. if you are British you should be ashamed
r. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
3. why are you reading this
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| Guess which two are brothers. Trick question. They're all white. |
The Darkness is Spinal Tap if Spinal Tap were real. Plus:
(c - x) Justin Hawkin's teeth
x2 frisky muppet feel-up session
667 like five fucking solos in one song
01010 the biker from the Village Ppl plays bass
Go preorder their new album now. What. I don't know what the fuck it's going to be called, just do it. Go down to your local record store if it still exists and tell the hippie at the counter that you intend on buying it after it is written, recorded, produced, engineered, mastered, mass duplicated, and distributed. Or send Apple a shit ton of imails or itexts or whatever.
The Darkness rocks so hard it will make you rock hard. I just had a fucking bandgasm on my desk.
