Lolsmg I just found an auto-complete idgit for this stupid fucking blog! Now I don't have to spend three weeks straight slaving over a keyboard for you voracious assholes to read an entry in 40 seconds and chuckle once under your breath. Wait let me turn it on...there. Now I can finally tell y'all how much I h...ave herpes. Fuck all y...emen, this blog is ga...game on Sunday. Gay. This blog is ga...gastric bypass. What. No, fuck this blo...wjob. Blog. F...arm this blowjob. F...uck my gay ass roughly. ???? Oh snap nm it was on passive aggressive gay mode. Wait. Ok. Fuck this bl...ack people. No...nazi. What that doesn't ev...hang every black person @#$%^&*&^%^&^%. Holy shit that is hateful. I can't even print that. Hahaha oh my shit it was on Michael Richards mode. What a lovable goofball.
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| "I do not hate n*****s most of the time." |
But seriously, I'd like to discuss the current economic situation while I eat this ham sandwich. One handed typing mode! Despite the 'recession' or 'cesspoolation' and companies posting r...idiculous bulge in my shorts now, wanna see? Um, the average worker takes h...ard cock in your wet pussy juice. Wha, ok, unemployment w...ent down like a Jewish girl who sucks cock. Jews don't usually suck it? ...no. Seems too stereotypical, like black guys don't eat pussy. ...they don't. Ok I didn't know auto-control can just respond. ...I want to take you deeply. What!? Oh shit, Anthony Weiner, I told you to leave me the fuck alone.
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| "I did not have actual, sexual relations with that woman. Or that one. Or that one. Which sucks cause all I did was jack it while typing and I still fucking got caught. So yes, some pussy for my trouble would have been nice. Fucking tease" |
You think with a name like Weiner you'd try to avoid sex scandals if only for the jokes it would spawn.
