The nerd disease

The French have syphilis.  Americans have 1/4#eritis.  Black people have sickle cell.  And if born in Africa, just plain bad luck.  Nerds are fucking whiners.  Every single nerd everywhere.  Except you.  Q: why the fuck do nerds always gotta contradict.  A: mystery.  Just to clarify, your mother is not a nerd.  Nerds play nerd games cause they like them.  I play nerd games cause it makes me look fuckin' badass in a cape.  Difference!  Actually, mystery solved:

Contradiction  =  Nerd Pussy

The act of being right as the result of a contradiction  =  Nerdgasm

Having other nerds acknowledge your nerdgasm  =  Priceless 

Nerds chase contradictions like a normal man chases pussy.  Why else do you think sites exist where nerds jump on each other like rapist dogs trying to rape other dogs.  No, not you, man, I'm talking about that asshole that always contradicts you.  Like this dicktard:




BOLS LOLS



This fucking idiot took it upon himself to interject in an otherwise perfectly eloquent whinefest.  You might say he stuck his truth-penis into their argument-vaginas.  Also, why does every nerd have to say 'acutally' when they argue.  If you ever say actually again go ahead and punch yourself in the dick.  Actually, the most fucking annoying thing a nerd can do is one up.  Why you always gotta one up a brotha. 



If it looks like a penis and tastes like a penis,
your uncle prolly just painted his dick green
with white polka dots and a couple of eyes



But why would your mother want to alienate this dumb site's audience?  Answer:  Aliens are fucking cool.  No one argues with an alien.  And no one reads this site.  I don't even read this horrible shit.  In reality when I write I'm actually jacking it blindfolded with a fist up my ass while banging my head into the keyboard and punching myself in the dick, and by some massive fucking coincidence this shit comes out legible.  How's that for ya, George Noory?        

Next time a nerd wants to have nerd sex with your nerd pussy and nerdgasm on your avatar, be the bigger man and just lay there and let him. 

Fuck Birthers, I'm a Spacer

Which sadly has nothing to do with marijuana.  Yes, Obama is American, blah blah, I'm bored already.  I'm so over it, and I'm taking this shit hyperdimensional.  Quasi-anal.  To the next level.  OuTeR fUcKiNg SpAcE!  Yes, you read me.  I am a Spacer.  I just copyrighted that too, so Trump omfgstfu and pays me already.

It's not that I don't believe Hizzy O'bizzy is American, I just don't think that his soul is of this planet.  As the Constitution clearly states, "...all African Americans, other minorities, and especially women, must be proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be of this earth to be prez, and any other shit I decide on later.*"  Sure, now we know for 169% certain that Mr. O was vaginally expelled in Hawyi**, but how do we know that an alien soul didn't enter baby O'bizzy's body at some point before or after his placental eviction, thus making him unable to legally be president?  Fucking seriously dude.

See, I'm a Scientologist***, so awesome theories like this come naturally to me, and as negatives can never be proven****, and neither can shit that can't be proven, so I am therefore automatically right.  Now Christianity, that is 100% provable.  Check your bible.  Not that version, the other one.

   

Also, PROVE THIS!

1.  Show me your dick.  I'm not gay, just c'mon.
2.  Prove to me Obama's evil twin did not rape then eat the real Obama in the womb.
3.  Also I would like to see Obama's ID and proof of insurance.  I'm not racist or profiling, but a black man in a motorcade being willingly protected by white people and one Latino, when does that really happen.
4.  If Obama is the reincarnated ghost of Lincoln, you owe me $10 and a sloppy hander.


* Right after the part where it dictates the creation of crack cocaine and inner city slums, "the man," and "keepin' the brothas down" in invisible ink that can only be read by white people
**I'm no Gerald Celente, but I predict a book bomb by Jerome Corsi, and they can both suck it
*** Absolutely 100% not a Scientologist
****Fuck, why is my light off.  I mean not on.