I think I'm turning Tauenese

I know, I know.  The big news this week.  We got 'em.  I got 'em.  Tau.  I got some Tau.  When Japan died in that earthquake and got necrophiled by the media, I thought, man, I should really get to know these guys.  So your mother looked into it, and shit, Japan are cool!  In respect for Japan, I donated lots of money to their relief fund bought lots of Tau.  Man, I love Tau, they're great, and as a concept not a stereotype in the slightest!  40k epiphany!:

Tau=space Asians (or, 'spasians')

Space Marines=Galactic Aryan Supermen

Salamanders=as above, in blackface

Tyranids=Republicans from outer space

I mean, come on, one chapter in a million is black.  If that kind of ratio of whites to non-whites existed in reality it would be called Montana. 

Tau are so super that I have super non-stereotypical tactics when I play them:

Kamikaze! 

Load all my shits into flying cars and

drive them straight into the enemy.  Kroot must sit in the back!

Okinawa-Style Hide and Go Seek!

All Tau go ground all time!  Great happy fun!

Sepuku!

When I lose to my 10 year old nephew,

whip all my Taus up against the wall in embarrassment and disgust!

Whatever.  I didn't make Tau, I just play them.