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11.9.12
10.9.12
New Tool Single is 26 Minutes Long
HOLY REALITY FUCKING SHIT:
The first Tool single, "Anocutaneous Reflexum," from their forthcoming TBA album, is reported to clock in at an amazing 26 minutes, 34 seconds, according to an anonymous source close to the band. "This shit is going to knock your socks off," states front-tool Maynard J.K., in a rare rumor confirmation, "inna gota devita" doesn't have anything on this shit." The same source describes the song as "so epic...it's like Beowulf's musical reincarnation."
The band, reportedly capitalizing on the popular sentiement that "the world will end before Tool drops a new album," will stage an unorthodox release on December 22 later this year. The full length album features 6 tracks, and showcases the talent of Mike Kroeger, who replaces bass player Justin Chancellor on the album, after the former bassist was hospitalized from choking on a biscuit.
Tool may be best known for their dark, edgy, hard-hitting singles "Prison Sex," "Stinkfist" and "Cunt Trigger." No official press release has yet been issued. This is far from unusual, however, as Tool has a well known track record for being highly secretive, reclusive shut-ins who are often dicks to their over-zealous fans.
- From putiedami.com
Three questions! Who is tool, and why is Jim such a fucking dick?
The first Tool single, "Anocutaneous Reflexum," from their forthcoming TBA album, is reported to clock in at an amazing 26 minutes, 34 seconds, according to an anonymous source close to the band. "This shit is going to knock your socks off," states front-tool Maynard J.K., in a rare rumor confirmation, "inna gota devita" doesn't have anything on this shit." The same source describes the song as "so epic...it's like Beowulf's musical reincarnation."
The band, reportedly capitalizing on the popular sentiement that "the world will end before Tool drops a new album," will stage an unorthodox release on December 22 later this year. The full length album features 6 tracks, and showcases the talent of Mike Kroeger, who replaces bass player Justin Chancellor on the album, after the former bassist was hospitalized from choking on a biscuit.
Tool may be best known for their dark, edgy, hard-hitting singles "Prison Sex," "Stinkfist" and "Cunt Trigger." No official press release has yet been issued. This is far from unusual, however, as Tool has a well known track record for being highly secretive, reclusive shut-ins who are often dicks to their over-zealous fans.
- From putiedami.com
Three questions! Who is tool, and why is Jim such a fucking dick?
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