A: I fucking hate you all. And I hate July. No, not because stepping outside is like walking into a cast iron stove that your mother's fat bacon-ass fries in, because July is racist and was invented by Hitler. No shit. What? No, not that guy, Juliard, c'est Tzar who invented tossing salad. H-I-T-L-R-E. Subliminal propaganda. Don't believe me? Asshole. July.
Ju-ly. Jew lie. Ba-zing!
What a mother fucking coincidence, July is also Holocaust remembrance month:
You should be ashamed of living in the month of July.