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A:  I fucking hate you all.  And I hate July.  No, not because stepping outside is like walking into a cast iron stove that your mother's fat bacon-ass fries in, because July is racist and was invented by Hitler.  No shit.  What?  No, not that guy, Juliard, c'est Tzar who invented tossing salad.  H-I-T-L-R-E.  Subliminal propaganda.  Don't believe me?  Asshole.  July. 
Ju-ly.  Jew lie.  Ba-zing!

What a mother fucking coincidence, July is also Holocaust remembrance month:

You should be ashamed of living in the month of July.

I need 2 shit

What.  Just sayin'.  Ug.  Urrrgggg.  Hm.  Wha?  Where's the toilet paper...dammit.  Hey are we out of toilet paper!?  What?  No I can't hear you come to the door.  I said are we out of tp.  Well fuck me.  No dirty socks in here either...hey wait, there's a can of film I can use I guess.  Weird.  Feels like grandma's fingernails.  Ok, can't flush it, back in the film can...hey who the fuck are you?  How'd you get in here, hey give me that back!  Oh shit, Michael Bay, give me back that film!  Goddammit, don't you take that!  Don't you distribute that under the title Transformers 3! 

Zomg j/k n/shit, I fucking loved TF3.  Q:  why.  A:  because they destroyed Chicago.  That's right, fuck you Chitown, I fucking hate you.  Proof!

4.  the Ike, the traffic equiv. of a semi-blocked colon w/alternating diarrhea and/or constipation
3.  No, I know where Starbucks is, leave me the fuck alone, and no I'm not paying you
4.  Bears, the.  are you kidding me. 
3.  Oprah when the fuck are you going to answer my letters and buy me that car

I don't know why TF3 didn't save money and use downtown Detroit as a bombed out shithole post-apocalyptic Chicago.  Hint: when renting a hotel in Motown, make sure it isn't the cheapest motel downtown.  Despite what the picture shows, come 9pm brothas downstairs is gonna open up shop, hoes 'n drugs, and no you ain't get a discount 'cause you from out'a-town white boy, shiiiit. 

While I'm at it, fuck LA.  LA is the asshole of the earth, and if you're a piece of shit, chances are you'll surface in LA at some point.  Decepticons please come back and destroy LA.  NYC, what can I say.  Everyone fucking hates New York, but since 9/11, everyone's too scared to say it out loud, but ya'll are thinking it.  Double standard, ragheads bring down the towers and its a tragedy, but if it happens in a movie, people pay $12 to see it.  A little too real for ya?  Btw, don't forget you can tell your mother how much you love me at su_madre@ymail.com.  Cheerio!