Tuna
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| It's like catfood except for people |
Condoms
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| The only thing that takes feeling out of sex more is marriage Pita  |
It's the vagina of bread.
Oh yeah stick things in me
Ramen
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| If you have a quarter left in your pocket just eat the fucking quarter |
Smoking
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| The physical manifestation of your deep-seated fantasy to suck a penis |
