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Look, it doesn't take me ten fucking years to thank Buddha every goddamn morning that my first major decision of the day isn't a) get cooked or b) jump out the window. You know those chopper rescues in the movies, where a helicopter pulls up close enough for a stranded victim to grab a hold of the landing skids and be whisked away to safety? Yeah, that doesn't happen in real life.
Hindsight is always 20/11, so what have we learned ten years later?
- Mess with America and we will FUCK YOU UP DISPROPORTIONATELY. Bring it on suckers.
- Listen, if you don't want a team of Navy SEALS (i.e., ninjas w/guns and one ninja dog) up your ass in the coolest raid ever, just don't do it.
- If we invaded those shit countries for oil, why the fuck is gas $4/gal.
- WMDs, if you please
To celebrate 9/11, please email your mother your best 9/11 conspiracy 'theory', ranging from hmm, well, maybe, I guess all the way to off your meds batshit, I don't care, chances are I won't read them anyway and you can go fuck yourself.
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| If I were a gay, right now I'd have one hell of a b-word. |
