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Because your mother has creativity oozing out of my ass, I thought I'd throw out some advertising slogans pro-boner

Tuna 

It's like catfood
except for people



Condoms

The only thing that takes feeling out of sex more
is marriage






 Pita

It's the vagina of bread.

Oh yeah stick things in me 

Ramen 

If you have a quarter left in your pocket
just eat the fucking quarter

Smoking

The physical manifestation of your
deep-seated fantasy to
suck a penis



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